Thanks for a humorous look at our hydration habits...
And just use every bathroom you come to because if you don't 3 seconds later you will have to...
And for goodness sake, do not take the time to wash our your glass before using the restroom. Remember the old "stick your friend's hand in warm water" trick at camp. It really works...
And make sure to p before you get in your car to drive anywhere! I have a long drive home from work so I always make sure to go before I leave. Many a time I am stuck in traffic with nary a pot to p in!..
Hey, I know where all the good bathrooms are in town =)..
Nice. I am to the point I just pee when every I have a free minute. Sometimes I dont even have to but I am so use to doing it all the time it has become a habit, just like drinking the water. I see a bathroom, I pee etc.
I feel like I should add that I do this in a bathroom. Rereading it it kinda sounds like I might be doing it in my pants too..... but I can assure you, I dont go then...
After today, I find that I have to add an addendum to my post, regarding belts..
As many of us shrink there will come a time that you will need to wear a belt (YIPPEEE). Well, not so YIPPEEE when you have the urge to pee. Do NOT wait until you are in the restroom to unbuckle your belt. There is something about a restroom (and if you are like me) that once you are in the room the urge just starts to flow. Your hands can NOT move fast enough! So, unbuckle your belt while at your desk. Get up (pray that your pants don't fall down...please hold them up if you have to as you run to the restroom...cause if you don't, that would definately be cause for sexual harassment) and walk/run to the restroom.
Undoing your belt as you walk/run to the restroom isn't taken as lightly as undoing your pants button! he he And 2. there just isn't time enough to undo that @#$% belt once you are in that restroom!.
Happy drinking! :-)..
SOOO TRUE!!! I always am looking for a BR to pee in... LOL..
I saw this today and thought if they only knew how true it really is.....
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on...

